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Useless Information!

2007-06-12T08:58:00.000-07:00

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2.
During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance.
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, and silver.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan". There was never a recorded Wendy before.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.
The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".
The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".
An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. Not to mention the other drawback to passing gas in such a confined space....
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!! (P-factor exists everywhere!)

YOUR BIRTH MONTH AND YOU

2007-05-19T14:51:00.000-07:00

JANUARY>>>* Ambitious and serious* Loves to teach and be taught* Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses* Likes to criticize* Hardworking and productive* Smart, neat and organized* Sensitive and has deep thoughts* Knows how to make others happy* Quiet unless excited or tensed* Rather reserved* Highly attentive* Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds* Romantic but has difficulties expressing love* Loves children* Homely person* Loyal* Needs to improve social abilities* Easily jealous

FEBRUARY>>>* Abstract thoughts* Loves reality and abstract* Intelligent and clever* Changing personality* Temperamental* Quiet, shy and humble* Low self esteem* Honest and loyal* Determined to reach goals* Loves freedom* Rebellious when restricted* Loves aggressiveness* Too sensitive and easily hurt* Showing anger easily* Dislike unnecessary things* Loves making friends but rarely shows it* Daring and stubborn* Ambitious*
Realizing dreams and hopes* Sharp* Loves entertainment and leisure* Romantic on the inside not outside* Superstitious and ludicrous* Spendthrift* Learns to show emotions

MARCH>>>* Attractive personality* Affectionate* Shy and reserved* Secretive* Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic* Loves peace and serenity* Sensitive to others* Loves to serve others* Not easily angered* Trustworthy* Appreciative and returns kindness* Observant and assess others* Revengeful* Loves to dream and fantasize* Loves traveling* Loves attention* Hasty decisions in choosing partners* Loves home decors* Musically talented* Loves special things* Moody

APRIL>>>* Active and dynamic* Decisive and hateful but tends to regret* Attractive and affectionate to oneself* Strong mentality* Loves attention* Diplomatic* Consoling* Friendly and solves people's problems* Brave and fearless* Adventurous* Loving and caring* Suave and generous* Emotional* Revengeful* Aggressive* Hasty* Good memory* Moving* Motivate oneself and the others* Sickness usually of the head and chest* Easily get too jealous

MAY>>>* Stubborn and hard-hearted* Strong-willed and highly motivated* Sharp thoughts* Easily angered* Attracts others and loves attention* Deep feelings* Beautiful physically and mentally* Firm standpoint* Easily influenced* Needs no motivation* Easily consoled* Systematic (left brain)* Loves to dream* Strong clairvoyance* Understanding* Sickness usually in the ear and neck* Good imagination* Good debating skills* Good physical* Weak breathing* Loves literature and the arts* Loves traveling* Dislike being at home* Restless* Hardworking* High spirited* Spendthrift

JUNE>>>* Thinks far with vision* Easily influenced by kindness* Polite and soft-spoken* Having lots of ideas* Sensitive* Active mind* Hesitating* Tends to delay* Choosy and always wants the best* Temperamental* Funny and humorous* Loves to joke* Good debating skills* Talkative* Daydreamer* Friendly* Knows how to make friends* Abiding* Able to show character* Easily hurt* Prone to getting colds* Loves to dress up* Easily bored* Fussy* Seldom show emotions* Takes time to recover when hurt* Brand conscious* Executive* Stubborn* Those who loves me are enemies* Those who hates me are friends

JULY>>>* Fun to be with* Secretive* Difficult to fathom and to be understood* Quiet unless excited or tensed* Takes pride in oneself* Has reputation* Easily consoled* Honest* Concern about people's feelings* Tactful* Friendly* Approachable* Very emotional* Temperamental and unpredictable* Moody and easily hurt* Witty and barky* Sentimental* Not revengeful* Forgiving but never forgets* Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things* Guides others physically and mentally* Sensitive and forms impressions carefully* Caring and loving* Treats others equally* Strong sense of sympathy* Wary and sharp* Judge people through observations* Hardworking* No difficulties in studying* Loves to be alone!* Always broods about the past and the old friends* Likes to be quiet* Homely! person* Waits for friends* Never looks for friends* Not aggressive unless provoked* Prone to having stomach and dieting problems* Loves to be loved* Easily hurt but takes long to recover* Overly concerned* Puts in effort in work

AUGUST>>>* Loves to joke* Attractive* Suave and caring* Brave and fearless* Firm and has leadership qualities* Knows how to console others* Too generous and egoistic* Talked high pride of oneself* Thirsty for praises* Extraordinary spirit* Easily angered* Angry when provoked* Easily jealous* Observant* Careful and cautious* Thinks quickly* Independent thoughts* Loves to lead and to be led* Loves to dream* Talented in the arts, music and defense* Sensitive but not petty* Poor resistance against illnesses* Learns to relax* Hasty and rush* Romantic* Loving and caring* Loves to make friends

SEPTEMBER>>>* Suave and compromising* Careful, cautious and organized* Likes to point out people's mistakes* Likes to criticize* Quiet but able to talk well* Calm and cool* Kind and sympathetic* Concerned and detailed* Trustworthy, loyal and honest* Does work well* Sensitive* Thinking* Good memory* Clever and knowledgeable* Loves to look for information* Must control oneself when criticizing* Able to motivate oneself* Understanding* Secretive* Loves sports, leisure and traveling* Hardly shows emotions* Tends to bottle up feelings* Choosy especially in relationships* Loves wide things* Systematic

OCTOBER>>>* Loves to chat* Loves those who loves him* Loves to takes things at the center* Attractive and suave* Inner and physical beauty* Does not lie or pretend* Sympathetic* Treats friends importantly* Always making friends* Easily hurt but recovers easily* Bad tempered* Selfish* Seldom helps unless asked* Daydreamer* Very opinionated* Does not care of what others think* Emotional* Decisive* Strong clairvoyance* Loves to travel, the arts and literature* Soft-spoken, loving and caring* Romantic* Touchy and easily jealous* Concerned* Loves outdoors* Just and fair* Spendthrift and easily influenced* Easily lose confidence

NOVEMBER>>>* Has a lot of ideas* Difficult to fathom* Thinks forward* Unique and brilliant* Extraordinary ideas* Sharp thinking* Fine and strong clairvoyance* Can become good doctors* Careful and cautious* Dynamic in personality* Secretive* Inquisitive* Knows how to dig secrets* Always thinking* Less talkative but amiable* Brave and generous* Patient* Stubborn and hard-hearted* If there is a will, there is a way* Determined* Never give up* Hardly become angry unless provoked* Loves to be alone* Thinks differently from others* Sharp-minded* Motivates oneself* Does not appreciates praises* High-spirited* Well-built and tough* Deep love and emotions* Romantic* U! uncertain in relationships* Homely* Hardworking* High abilities* Trustworthy* Honest and keeps secrets* Not! able to control emotions* Unpredictable

DECEMBER>>>* Loyal and generous* Patriotic* Active in games and interactions* Impatient and hasty* Ambitious* Influential in organizations* Fun to be with* Loves to socialize* Loves praises* Loves attention* Loves to be loved* Honest and trustworthy* Not pretending* Short tempered* Changing personality* Not egoistic* Takes high pride in oneself* Hates restrictions* Loves to joke* Good sense of humor* Logical

TODAY

2007-05-19T14:37:00.000-07:00

Today is a most unusual day,
because we have never lived it before;
We will never live it again;
it is the only day we have.
And the best way is to be your best for today

RISKS: Try them out

2007-05-19T14:27:00.000-07:00

Remember that Risks must be taken because the greatest tragedy in life is to risk nothing.
The person who risks nothing, does nothing, and has nothing to look forward to.
He is nothing.By avoiding risks, you may avoid some suffering and sorrow,but you can't learn, feel, change, grow and love.Only a person who risks is free.He Dreams. He takes Risks. He Succeeds.

TIGHT STUFF

2007-05-19T14:16:00.000-07:00

I was barely sitting on the loos when I heard a vioce from the other side saying :

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the ladies's restroom But I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat
embarrassed,

"Doin just fine!"

And the other girl says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of quesion is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so i say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just shitting!"

At this point im just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell her,

"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear her say nervously
"....Listen. i'll have to call you back. There's is an idiot in the other side who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

Plz give some comments id like love to hear from you

WATER CONTROVERSIES

2007-05-12T21:25:00.000-07:00

Early morning, i wake up after a long day of draught yesterday in this green beautiful city and mervelous university of africa, just to pee and guess WHAT i see, BOG! Man the loos are healthy and over floodding with tons of thick BOG. I discover that each of these guys carefuly tried not to be dirtened by their friend's bog and so they lay a news paper on not top of old bog and bogged the "fresh one". YACK. I never knew how so much bog would realy be disgusting, PUFF!
i run out only to discover i've forgotten to pee, ive lost interest, i don"t wanna pee any more OH MY!
its now sunday, coming to 5 days of the same thing. each passing day carries on its "balance brought foward" to the next day. if day 1 was that bad, heartily speaking, i dont want to ever go back to those loos because what i'll see is horrible, nut pliz visit them n see.
who should i blame? the inneficiency, self centerdness, arrogance,inconsiderate manner of who ever has done this to me.
Guess where i am and ull get da real lovely picture am trying to paint.

The Wise Old Woman

2007-04-19T17:28:00.000-07:00

She sat on her little stool, wrinkled, shrunken with age and wisdom written on her face. What an incredibly beautiful sight as she sat smoking her traditional pipe which was totally uncommon to the women, yet common to the men of that land. She looked up, a look of kindness on her face, and watched me approach. Gentleness and compassion filled my heart with a sense of wanting to belong. She nodded at the stool opposite her and I sat myself down. I felt a oneness with this complete stranger that I had never felt before. The silence was so comfortable that I did not wish to speak. As the minutes drifted by my mind wandered like a lone ship at sea sailing on peaceful waters and time seemed endless. Suddenly, in a husky voice, she spoke calmly of tales relating to her mysterious life. I was captivated by the magic of her words.

This wise old woman was as old as the hills, as calm as the seas, as beautiful as the sunset. I was totally entranced by her wisdom and unable to believe my good fortune in receiving knowledge that could only have come from the experience of many lifetimes.

"Love is the only key.
And unconditional love, is the only answer"

How to Hook A Campus Chick "suupus"

2007-03-30T00:39:00.000-07:00

They say campus chicks are some of the hardest, if not the hardest
group of girls to "kwana" in Kampala. Well I think that depends. Because
once you have discovered what it is exactly that they want, trust me. You
see, these chicks come to campus when they are innocent and then when
they get all mixed up with the wrong crowds, they start to change and
become hard to get. So the thing is to first of all know what level she
is on. As in, what year she is in and then what level (class) she is in.

For the freshers, these ones are some of the easiest. The best time to
get these is when they have just reported, during those bazaars. These
ones usually are simly swayed by the fact that they are on campus and
as long as you can prove that you are already a campuser, preferably in
third or fourth year, bingo. This applies either to other first year
guys or to older guys that have finished campus. Stand warned! These
freshers are scared of older guys that they percieve are sugar daddies
trying to hook them with Sida. So even if you finished campus some time
ago, just say you are in third or fourth year. And try to look it. Walk
around like you know the place and keep dissing freshers. This will draw
them to you even more. Make sure you know all the places that campusers
hang out in and save a few bucks to take her to these places. Youv got
her. Bam!

Then there are the second years. These ones are more notorious. They
have already been decieved by a numerous number of guys during their
first year and they have become battle hardened. They are so happy to not
be freshers anymore and this makes them tricky and demanding. These ones
are choosy and they want guys with money, or guys a year above them, or
guys with status. They are also getting introduced to the idea of sugar
daddies though these ones still shy away abit. The trick to getting
these ones is to hang out with guys with status, if you are a campuser.
Befriend the common guys that have money and act like you are frinds.
Also, befriend guys that have chicks. Its very important! These ones
somehow love the idea of players and hanging out with players. So act like a
player even if you are not one. Hang out with other players and guys
with status and you will be good to go!

Third years! These dont play. These ones are tired of campusers and "bu
boys". These ones want "mature" guys. These ones usually have sugar
daddies. Most times if they have a boyfriend on campus, they will be
bouble dealing between him and the sugar daddy who has a car, a job, money
and many times a wife. Never ever let these ones know that you are in
second or first year. You are crap! The very least is third year and that
is stil no guarantee. They dont like boys. So, try to act like you are
more mature than you look. If by some chance you can get access to a
car, pick her up and then when driving make phone calls to the boss about
how you cant make it to work. Act like you have already made it and
that you are an adult. Come around with some smart guys with fat wallets
and stomachs and talk about the economy in Uganda. Trust me, youll hook
these ones, even if you are in first year. As long as you follw these
steps.

So, who said hooking a campuser is hard! Haha. I already have three hot
Campus chicks and they all know it, yet they cant leave me! I have the
tricks and skills and I will be giving you more soon!